orphan is a fucking weird film nope nu uh you know the scene i’m talking about

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

I was always an unusual girl, my mother told me that I had a chameleon soul. No moral compass pointing me due north, no fixed personality. Just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide as wavering as the ocean.

Role model.

wearemadeoutofstars:

| Mark and James McAvoy posing for GresonShoes before the training session for Soccer Aid - 04.06.2014

Credit to grensonshoes on Instagram

barrypierce:

I will drink heavily and shout at you! It’s Black Books! (at Black Books)

this is everything

purplepolicebox:

bowiemywife:

PROTIP: never tell someone you don’t care about the thing they’re excitedly telling you about

This just happened to me too and I’m equally embarrassed and angry and sad

fuck people, man :(

HW